You took your girlfriend to see her favourite hip hop artist in concert. After the show, she was invited to go backstage to meet him. You had to wait outside for two hours.
When she finally came out, her makeup, hair and clothes were a mess.
"What happened to you?" you asked.
"Oh, look at me!" she said. "I look awful. My makeup got all smudged because I was crying for joy when I met him. The rest is all messed up because we were dancing to some music."
"Why is your voice all hoarse?"
She shrugged. “I guess I was screaming a lot during the show. He was really nice, though. He asked me if I wanted to tour with him and I said yes!”
The plantation is one of my favorites.